The locking mechanisms in my car have been taken over by a gremlin. I should explain. My car has manual locks. You have to put the key in the door, unlock it, and then unlock all the other doors from the inside. It's really not a big deal, rarely a hassle, and I don't complain.
But today the doors started AUTOMATICALLY LOCKING AND UNLOCKING.
Yeah. I know. I know!!!
I was driving down Corkscrew Rd. when all of a sudden I heard some clicking noises. It was weird. But I let it go. Then I heard it again. And again. I was startled and perplexed, but I didn't know what it could be. Eventually I looked at the passenger side door. Unlocked. Not how I had left it. I looked at the rear doors. Unlocked as well.
And then, before my very eyes... they all locked themselves again.
Like I said, gremlins.
It did this the entire time I was driving around today. Sometimes the gremlin would get really excited and lock/unlock my doors 20 times in quick succession. It was both spooky and awesome.
And you'll raise your fists so high
Because that is the sign of triumph
When you're the last one standing
Because that is the sign of triumph
When you're the last one standing
Song: "Desolation Row" by Bob Dylan. Speaks for itself. Amazing lyrics, be sure to check them out. If you don't like this song there's something wrong with you.
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