This is basically my attempt to make the Build-a-Bear Workshop look as creepy as possible (click the picture to make it bigger). That white stuff is the cotton stuffing that is placed in a glass cylinder and violently beaten by four long sticks for hours upon hours. The yellow bear is the sentry, he keeps people from getting too close to the machine and figuring out the company's dark secrets. And I can only assume that the lamp and table in the background are there to lobotomize any heretic bears that try to expose the company for what they are: horrible. Just awful.
Build-A-Bear? More like Build-An-Army! These bears are getting ready to take over the world, one workshop at a time.
My friends, we must prepare... for the Bearpocalypse.
Leave the sorrow at the door
When you stay in here, nothing comes
Set your troubles free and stay awhile.
When you stay in here, nothing comes
Set your troubles free and stay awhile.
Song: "The Bird and the Worm" by The Used. Creepy song for a creepy blog post. Well it's not really creepy, just a little unsettling. In a really cool way. Just listen to it. It toes the line between post-hardcore and alt rock.
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